Guy #1: Dude I just won this teddy bear for you at dave and busters
Guy #2: Oh my god this is so special to me. thanks, its my new bacon schlab
Guy #2: Oh my god this is so special to me. thanks, its my new bacon schlab
by gianteasteregg January 19, 2024
man 1: dude I got cockblocked last night
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon
by sierynn February 04, 2017
Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.
The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
by Milkey Fluids June 01, 2011
An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
mollie bacon is a golfer but no hoes
peach iced tea addict but no money or shop
mollie good at bracelets but not for r**
mollie is a lesbain
peach iced tea addict but no money or shop
mollie good at bracelets but not for r**
mollie is a lesbain
by littleliv July 13, 2023
mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit