Death Bacon

Bacon with the stringy fat that goes down your throat and makes you choke.

yesterday i was almost killed by death bacon.

by Hyperbolic Paraboloid September 11, 2021

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023

Bacon

The yummiest food ever

I love BACON

by Bacon 4 life April 2, 2017

Bacon

Someone who went on a journey of self-discovery with their gender only the discover they are Cisgender

Person 1: Is the egg about to crack?
Person 2 :Nope I'm just bacon

by mag21 July 4, 2023

spicy bacon

a SPICY FUCKIN LOVIN BACONNNNN

I love mamma!

my mom made spicy bacon yesterday

by mark execertyuio January 30, 2021

bacon in your ass

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”

Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.

by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019

lentils and bacon

a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.

Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''

by Tr4shR4t March 24, 2021