limp noodle

lacking in both physical and mental toughness. a pussy.
me: look at our president! what a limp noodle!
president brandon: LFGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 28, 2022
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alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.
Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!
by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022
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old noodle

by AyeFuckitup April 05, 2018
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nazi noodles

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner
Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed
by Fornicater January 08, 2024
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Georgia Noodle Slurp

When a male inserts flavored noodles in a females vagina or ass hole and proceeds to suck it out in a erotic way.
Dude guess what I did to barbera? I gave a chicken flavor Georgia Noodle Slurp.. WTF!!!
by Blaqq Guy February 02, 2011
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Shanghai Noodle

If your going to stick your wing dang doodle, in her Shanghai Noodle, your going to have to pay-!
by shortCUT207 February 07, 2025
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Noodled

When you are so high. You look normal
by UnethicalClown February 25, 2017
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