Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012

Circle jerk centipede

It is a gay circle that involves 10 men. To begin the first man has anal sex with the second. The second proceeds to blow the third man. The third man is jerking off the 4th while the 4th is fisting the 5th. The 5th then gives a rim job to 6th then the 6th gets ridden by the 7th. Number 7th is getting face fucked by the 8th. Number 8 is getting fisted by number 9 is getting a foot job by 10 and finally number ten is sucking number 1's balls.

Damn man Jessica walked in on me and the boys having a circle jerk centipede.

by Feenyx69420 June 27, 2020

DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”

My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.

by Lingtora August 13, 2024

team jerking

When multiple people help one male masterbate

Girl number one put ur finger up my ass,girl number two suck my tip,girl three go harder! You guys are good at team jerking

by nut_lover1738 August 1, 2015

Jerk curtain

Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.

Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?

Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain

by ChadAlan_fleecy_sack January 27, 2024

Twerk and Jerk

The act of having an epileptic episode while giving a handjob

My girl has epilepsy and last night when she was giving me a handy, she started seizing and gave me the twerk and jerk.

by Mr.DirtNasty January 26, 2023

Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".

Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.

by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009