The Online Wandering Jew

A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.

After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.

by fartso55 April 14, 2017

The Waxy Jew Technique

The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.

"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"

by RastaShad June 22, 2016

forbidden jew dance

when you make passionate love with a Jewish girl/boy

Austin had a fun time doing the forbidden jew dance with Beccah at the lakehouse

by sai k July 5, 2012

Jew-gyp-sue

Getting taken in court by a Jewish lawyer or hiring a Jewish lawyer for that extra edge as a defendant in court.

"I got jewgypsued by that lawyer. "

"Oh, you were up against the firm MMA, a.k.a. Murphy, Murphy and Applebaum?That firm is skilled in the art of Jew-gyp-sue. You had no chance."

by Bottom-feeder Beater May 14, 2023

Jew egg hunt

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.

They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

Jew eh 30

Base

Jew eh 30 has joined vc

by Dentist named Crentist March 6, 2023

Jew Years Resolution

A resolution made by a gentile to do something nice to a person or persons of the Jewish faith out of guilt that Jews around the world have been getting fucked over since the dawn of time; Made at the begining of each new year.

MARK: Dude, I feel so bad about the fact that we only use Israel for their oil connections...I'm gonna make a Jew Years Resolution to go down to a Temple and give them like, Matza or some weird Jew shit like that.

by Jonnie C. September 25, 2008