by T.O. fo sho July 15, 2009
Get the Natale Woodmug. Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”
Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
by Purple drink October 29, 2021
Get the Off the woodmug. Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.
Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.
by QuacksO June 3, 2023
Get the tiger woodsmug. A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
Get the bang on woodmug. Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way
by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025
Get the Nigerian Wood whackermug. by Shannaa August 13, 2022
Get the Woodmug. A Kacie Wood is effectively slang for a slut and/or slag. A Kacie wood is a person who would actively try to cheat, deceive or intentionally be cruel just because they could.
A Kacie wood is usually associated with a Kylie Wood which can be just as manipulative or cruel. The types of people usually accept all takers of any gender or age, including up to 50+ years older then their selves.
To spend an evening with a Kacie or a Kylie is to willing subject yourself to various diseases, particularly Herpes and "the clap".
This is certainly a person you wish to avoid long term life defects and moral injustice
A Kacie wood is usually associated with a Kylie Wood which can be just as manipulative or cruel. The types of people usually accept all takers of any gender or age, including up to 50+ years older then their selves.
To spend an evening with a Kacie or a Kylie is to willing subject yourself to various diseases, particularly Herpes and "the clap".
This is certainly a person you wish to avoid long term life defects and moral injustice
I once slept with a Kacie Wood and now I have a recurring rash.
I declined an offer from a Kacie Wood, now she is trying to blackmail me on a regular basis.
I declined an offer from a Kacie Wood, now she is trying to blackmail me on a regular basis.
by Dandelion saffron April 16, 2019
Get the Kacie Woodmug.