Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.

"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X

by geekmalone July 1, 2024

Chin Wings

A facial adornment of aerodynaic, optimal, performace facial hair. Can be seen in social circles in the North and commonly displayed on the wild animal "shagwire" in its natural habitat.

Shagwire's Chin Wings makes him high speed as fuck

by Bill Knickers August 9, 2024

wing ridden solider

To shed your past and become a wingriddensolider. A warrior not of heaven with wings but a wingridden human with the indomitable human spirit who will accomplish anything they put they’re mind to.

I am an wing ridden solider

by -LoveLucci May 23, 2024

Wing

Wing is how an Asian says Ring

Phone-*ring ring
Asian- Mom the phone is winging!

by Jack Dingles May 8, 2015

threw wings

When a short guy tries to kiss a tall girl

Little man threw wings at me at the bar last night

by PMin1111 June 1, 2017

Hot Wing Blowgie

An act where a woman gives a man a blowjob with hot sauce in her mouth.

" She's into everything, she gave me a hot wing blowgie last night.

by WhiteBoyFame22 September 2, 2017

Two-Daddy Wing-Ton

A half Buffalo, half chicken hybrid. Cooked, and made into a Buffalo chicken wing, it also weighs a ton and has two fathers because of the buffalo and chicken in the wing.

Put some cheese on that Two-Daddy Wing-Ton!

by Pep"per" Jack July 15, 2011