Everything Will Work Out

The biggest lie we were all told as kids

Mom: Don't worry sweetie, everything will work out.
Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL

by CrusadeToaster4 May 15, 2020

Work house

A place in which the anus of a man is stretched beyond belief.

Person: Yo Tim, where are you? You didn't answer my calls..

Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!

Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.

by @Hamletstein February 13, 2020

Work

Go and do some instead of pissing about on here. Like you're paid to do.

Why are you still on here? Go and do some fucking work

by COVID-19 February 20, 2020

working like a dog

Sacked out on the sofa all day.

"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

A Work Wank

A work wank is a term used to when an individual masturbates during work/paid hours.

Andy: "Got a little horny so had a work wank, do it on their time and get paid"

by foshoure May 31, 2020

Work

the one thing everyone (including me), HATES

Boss: Hey, what are ur thoughts about work?
Employee: Complete HELL.

by dorointhedude June 21, 2020

That’s not how it works

Yes it is

You can’t just put RGB in a computer and be a better gamer, that’s not how it works. Yes it is

by Sub par size July 15, 2020