Sperm Turkey

When a girl is getting mouth fucked and you bust in her mouth so she sounds like a gobbling turkey
Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.
by DarkCoffee July 15, 2021
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to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!
by Rasus December 12, 2014
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Draining The Turkey

The period of time after getting in a fight with someone, in-between "We are kinda talking again, but it's kinda cold..." and "Hell yea baby everything is gravy as fuck."

(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)
Mark: Hey Breanna, are you and Izzabella talking again?
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.
by scrubs2342 July 24, 2011
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turkey jiggling

when a guy literally swings his testicles around
i turkey jiggled last night my watching lesbian massage porn, it was great you know turkey jiggling
by captainstabbin123 November 27, 2016
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Stuffed turkey

Stuffing hand burgers up the ass as a resolution to obesity.
Man 1: Damn bro, sick cuts! What kinda diet you doing fam?

Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!
by Candyforhandy January 26, 2019
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Stuffed Turkey

whilst doing anal sexshe shits on your dick, you stick your dick in her pussy and nut.
by juicyass69420 April 08, 2019
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Greece and Turkey

Where you can get Diet Coke from if you're in Bulgaria.

(Diet Coke was sold and manufactured in Bulgaria from 2000 to 2013. It was then replaced by Coke Zero.)
Greece = Diet Coke
Turkey = Diet Coke
Greece and Turkey = Diet Coke!!!
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 December 11, 2016
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