roast turkey

When your friend is getting roasted so hard that they start to resemble a turkey in distress.

Johnny: ey mang, you seen the look on Bob's face when he was getting yelled at by his dad for stealing the car and banging 5 hookers inside, over the weekend?

Tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!

by Wonkadonka May 24, 2016

the turkey

when you put a turkey baster in the girls genitals for 5 hours

i will fuck you with a turkey baster the turkey

by TurkeyCream clumpy in my ass March 2, 2017

Turkey Day

The day we celebrate when our lord and savior ASB1 graced us with his radiant light. It happened September 30 the year of out Lord 1974.

Today is September 20th! Only 10 more days 'til Turkey Day!!!

by sweet_baby_breezus September 22, 2014

turkey club

a high ranking official in cif designed to prevent chubbiness

"yo turkey club lets go bust a slim fast on that mo fo"

by turkey club October 31, 2004

Torrey Pines Highschool

Where I threw away four years of my life and no one remembered my name. FUCK YOU MR. LOPEZ!!! 😭😭😭

I work at McDonald's thanks to my education at Torrey Pines Highschool.

Do you want fries with that?

by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019

Snow Turkey

A female with an attractive face who appears to be beautiful only until the clothes come off. Snow turkeys are typically found in cold climates where they often cannot explore the outdoors to keep active due to winter climates and instead stay inside watching TV and eating lots of cheeze wizz and cookie dough.

Guys, i took home this broad last night only to realize when she took off her clothes that she was a snow turkey born in north dakota.

by Donque fucker March 29, 2009

Stuffed Christmas Turkey

Stuffed christmas turkey is where by you fuck your girlfriend then proceed to cum in the turkey and baste it with jizz

yo dude last night I totally had stuffed christmas turkey

by beanymandem December 18, 2010