Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.

“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”

by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021

Fart Mirage

The sensation of having to fart, without actually producing a fart.

Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.

by Jonezz Flamly April 15, 2011

Body Fart

A body fart occurs when two smooth bodies interlock and the gap between boobs and pectoral muscles produce a airlock which creates a fart noise.

*Two people cuddling in bed naked and tightly creating a fart noise*
Barbra: Did you just fart??
Derek: Nooo, it was just a body fart!! Smell around my ass if you don't believe me!
Barbra: Good! It was just an innocent body fart!

by tilly tilly May 12, 2014

fart taster

One who samples the immediate post-fart area with his or her tongue.

'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'

by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014

fart nuke

A fart so loud and smelly it can cause death

His fart nukes are so bad he killed his best friend's father!

by kotawlUD February 9, 2014

Fart Critic

Someone who specializes in evaluating the fragrance and aroma of other people's farts.

James is a fart critic - he always smells other people's farts and then insists on offering his opinion about them.

by thejdog2007 May 20, 2009

fart dong

When a different male farts on your dong

I used to hate my boss until he gave me a fart dong

by Fart dong December 5, 2021