Bitchy bacon guy

wilbur.

me: my bitchy bacon guy!
Wilbur: bagel!

by Elliotisagaymentallyillmessyee January 18, 2024

Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 15, 2017

extra bacon

a man that is uncircumcised

Rosie, I don't know if I want to hit it, i am sure he has extra bacon on it.

by Rosie vern May 26, 2020

Bacon

a gift of god sent from the heavens to ease the soul of man and beast alike

and so god said let there be bacon and all creature rejoiced

by Omega Chaos December 19, 2019

Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip

Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers

by BobOfDeath August 19, 2018

maple bacon

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.

Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'

by PartyPony April 26, 2016