Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.

Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'

by Indian Alladin January 1, 2022

Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer

by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022

Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.

-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?

by Rydotra October 11, 2021

Texas meat whore

A Texas butcher that is passed around from store to store cutting meat all day who works long hours with little personal time

Steve is being treated like a Texas meat whore at his job.

by definitlee September 15, 2021

Texas Top Hat

A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.

That Texas Top Hat looks silly but it's cheap and works great!

by HappyCamperr March 2, 2022

Caddo Mills, Texas

Caddo Mills, TX aka Ghetto Mills - A small town east of Dallas on I-30. Commonly known for it's drug-store cowboys, and black guys with white-brain.

Bro, dem niggas from ghetto mills, tx (caddo mills, texas) hate watermelon and chicken.. and they ride horses?! It's like some Darius Rucker wanna be's in dis bitch.

by J[Money] August 3, 2011

Texas Hot Stick

when a guy gets a blowjob by someone with tobasco in their mouth, then fucks that person up the ass.

"Man, my ass hurts- Bob gave me a Texas Hot Stick last night."

by jody June 21, 2006