Ben Wheeler, Texas

Good ole country town deep in the heart of East Texas filled with Rednecks and Dip cans.
I heard ole Jimbo passed out at the buckout in Ben Wheeler, Texas.
by Bucknasty03 November 07, 2018
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texas south paw

When you Ejaculate and shit at the same time
Jerome loved the Wonder Woman movie so much he Texas south pawed in the regal bathroom as soon as the movie was over.
by Deputydog July 22, 2017
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Walker the Texas Ranger

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”
My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”
by BigDSwingin970 March 31, 2019
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Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.
I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.
by LMF2000 September 20, 2020
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texas gas mask

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.
Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!
by Dick cuckler April 06, 2017
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Texas Slip-and-Slide

A slip-and-slide composed of trash bags and bbq sause
lets go make a texas slip-and-slide over at cooter's house yeehaw!
by dongkeykong August 05, 2019
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Caddo Mills, Texas

Caddo Mills, TX aka Ghetto Mills - A small town east of Dallas on I-30. Commonly known for it's drug-store cowboys, and black guys with white-brain.
Bro, dem niggas from ghetto mills, tx (caddo mills, texas) hate watermelon and chicken.. and they ride horses?! It's like some Darius Rucker wanna be's in dis bitch.
by J[Money] August 03, 2011
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