Texas Ski Lift

When your wife punishes you by lifting your dick up from behind you

Last night, my husband came home late, so I gave him a Texas Ski Lift

by Waterboy10 September 20, 2012

Triple Texas Twister

When a male is giving oral to a female and uses 3 fingers in a pumping motion while twisting.

You know dawg just gave her the good ol' Triple Texas Twister last night

by lilbitchjj08 December 1, 2018

Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 28, 2014

Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.

I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.

by LMF2000 September 20, 2020

Texas meat whore

A Texas butcher that is passed around from store to store cutting meat all day who works long hours with little personal time

Steve is being treated like a Texas meat whore at his job.

by definitlee September 15, 2021

Caddo Mills, Texas

Caddo Mills, TX aka Ghetto Mills - A small town east of Dallas on I-30. Commonly known for it's drug-store cowboys, and black guys with white-brain.

Bro, dem niggas from ghetto mills, tx (caddo mills, texas) hate watermelon and chicken.. and they ride horses?! It's like some Darius Rucker wanna be's in dis bitch.

by J[Money] August 3, 2011

Texas Hot Stick

when a guy gets a blowjob by someone with tobasco in their mouth, then fucks that person up the ass.

"Man, my ass hurts- Bob gave me a Texas Hot Stick last night."

by jody June 21, 2006