muddy taco 

During the act of lovemaking, the male proceeds to position his female partner such that her legs are pointing up and she is standing on her head/shoulders. He then proceeds to straddle her and defecate inside her vagina, thus making a "muddy taco."

Last night while Brett tried to give Margaret another muddy taco, he slipped and shat all over her.

muddy taco by Bro DiMaggio October 4, 2013

el taco loco 

Going crazy

She went el taco loco when she caught her best friend kissing her husband

el taco loco by Mushai7 April 4, 2017

Pocket Taco 

When you want to assert dominance but T-posing doesn't work so you pull out a Taco from your pocket and eat it without sharing.

Person 1.) T-Posing is dumb it doesn't assert dominance.
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!

Pocket Taco by MHM Yes October 18, 2018

Dodge the Taco 

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth

bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco

Dodge the Taco by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008

Bonus Hard Taco 

When someone say's something stupid or a false statement, the person listening is able to call a "bonus hard taco" which means that you are able to hit the person twice on the sholder and once on the back of the head.

Rules that apply:

1) If the person calls "late!" before you are able to say "bonus hard taco" you are not permitted to give them a bonus

2) The other person is able to call whether it's a "bonus HARD taco" or a "bonus SOFT taco" (when something said isn't VERY stupid, it's a soft taco)

The sky is blue
BONUS HARD TACO! It's green

Bonus Hard Taco by interactivebabe!!@ June 15, 2010

Fo Shaco My Taco 

Confirmatory, my Mexican-American friend!

Juan: Ey guey kieres ir al club? (Hey dude, you wanna go to the club?)

Tyrone: Fo Shaco My Taco!

Fo Shaco My Taco by CarlosCinco December 20, 2010

Crystal Lake Taco Tuck 

When having intercourse you use a rolled up taco as a fake penis to penetrate the vagina. Then proceed to take the taco out when she orgasms, smack her in the head with it. Next, unwrap the tortilla and eat it while masturbating to "careless whispers" by George Michael.

I stopped at Taco Bell before I fucked this bitch last night, totally got her with the crystal lake taco tuck.

Crystal Lake Taco Tuck by Clcasspirate February 14, 2014