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Math

1) Mental

Abuse

To

Humans
2) The Shit schools teach us so they can fill our heads with shit we'll never us.
Person 1: Shit I got Math. Man, I'm fucked.

Person 2: Sucks to be you! Hope to see you still have your sanity when you get out!
by TheCrazyMadHatter February 7, 2017
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Daryan Math

The act in which you both simultaneously do the absolute bare minimum required assignments while somehow still achieving high grades in school.
“Bro, how’d you get an A without studying?”
“Simple — Daryan Math.”
by Lolreflex October 14, 2025
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Math

The art of frustration and stuff your never going to use that teachers try to shove in your brains through your ear but comes out the other side like your finger, While math class is the dungeon of misery where you go to get yelled at by the teacher because you can't find out why the hell x would equal x*y * \(' _ ')/ ?
I am i jail because I'd rather be here than do math.
by fa la la la fa la la no March 5, 2019
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Girl math

Girl please I slept with all those guys several years ago girl math says that they don't count when I slept with them recently.
by Fellaisonpoint February 12, 2024
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Math

Worst fucking class of all time and it’s useless as fuck whoever likes math is obviously high AF
Math is completely and utterly useless
by Maddox Pavao June 23, 2018
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Math

Math is the most stupidest thing I have ever come across, I've had so many mental breakdowns cuz of this shitty ass thing, if the teacher ever askes me to find the value of x I will say up their ass😋🤞🏼
Math helps you alot in life but a thought that was really stuck in my head today was doing all of this stupid shit and wrecking your life only just to die in the end? But ig thats why you have to make the best of it

Anyways math is stupid but this one math teacher BROOOOO mans so fine if he needs an equation to do I'll let him divide these legs😋🤞🏼
Friend:Math is stupid

Me:Yep fr but the teacher is so goddamn fine😩🙏
Friend:boi🐿what🐿the🐿 hell🐿 boi🐿
by Deeznutsinyomommasmouth September 8, 2021
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quick maths

Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.
1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"
by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020
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