dark chocolate

not light chocolate dumbass

hey do you want some milk chocolate nah i want some dark chocolate

by alpha man/female January 14, 2022

Dark side

The cool side of the pillow. Whenever it's too warm on the side of the pillow you're sleeping on, you flip to the DARK SIDE.

Jeff is a pussy and can't sleep under warm temperatures, so he flipped the pillow to the dark side.

by jeffisapussy January 12, 2020

Dark simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.

I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.

by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020

Dark Hark

Dark Hark- absence of truth in a place to listen

Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen

The dark hark causes me great sadness on this faithful day.

Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.

by OOOh You should of known November 24, 2022

DARK Chief

The best leader.
The best emperor.
The best chief.
The best lord.
NORAH IS PRO

"Hey, I just joined and met the DARK Chief! He's pro!"
"PRO NORAH W"

by ComposedConsistencys August 7, 2022

Dark humor

Dark humor is just bad stuff out in light to become funny instead of just plane wrong, Not many people would get them though.

Example: dark humor is like food not everyone gets it.

by Ooveve September 26, 2022

""""Dark humor""""

Mainly used by douchebags that spams slurs, posts non safe for work imagery and such on internet places and passes it off as a joke saying its "dark humor"

Person 1: Did you see the new member of the server?
Person 2: Aw hell no, another racist
Person 1: What do you mean he is funny as hell?
Person 2: What part of spamming the n word is funny?
Person 1: you dont get dark humor
Person 2: That shit isnt dark humor, its """""dark humor"""""

by graphical user interface July 15, 2022