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Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.
My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.
by Sportyspice85 December 2, 2018
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On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.
by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021
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Cock Texting

Texting with your cock instead of your fingers and thumbs
I was cock texting the other day now I have gonorrhea
by Begood2 March 20, 2014
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Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.
how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!
by I'MGuinea August 7, 2011
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Ancient Texts

A pop culture event from 5-10+ years ago that someone has never heard of. Typically used on social media to express shock that one has never heard of something or someone.
You didn’t know Gerard Way from MCR wrote comic books? Oh my god, we’re losing the ancient texts.
by CDSadie July 12, 2025
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Text vibe

The text vibe is strong from this conversation
by addictedx2u May 21, 2016
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text idiot

You text them a couple questions and they respond usually with one word boring response. Such as "I'm ok" Also when telling them a story they text you back one word such as "oh" or "really" leaving you feeling like ok this person is a total bore and you really don't want to text them anymore. But it really sux cuz it's

A family member or a dumb text friend
I text idiot , Hi hru? What are you doing today? is your dog feeling any better today? Text response I'm good
by FlowerPower401 July 30, 2020
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