A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
by The River Walker October 08, 2020
by lilbitchjj08 December 02, 2018
by dongkeykong August 05, 2019
A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”
by BigDSwingin970 March 31, 2019
when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.
by LMF2000 September 20, 2020
When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.
by Dick cuckler April 06, 2017
Caddo Mills, TX aka Ghetto Mills - A small town east of Dallas on I-30. Commonly known for it's drug-store cowboys, and black guys with white-brain.
Bro, dem niggas from ghetto mills, tx (caddo mills, texas) hate watermelon and chicken.. and they ride horses?! It's like some Darius Rucker wanna be's in dis bitch.
by J[Money] August 03, 2011