Terra Syndrome

When you try to explain to someone why 2+2=4 and they start talking about geography or cantaloupes or something until you inevitably lose your mind.

Friend A: You alright bro? You sound angry.
Friend B: Nah I'm good, just another case of Terra Syndrome.

by King Yuji June 4, 2020

White But Syndrome

When the topic of racial inequality comes up and invariably someone white says “I agree that there is some discrimination but..”. And the real issue never gets examined.

Karen regularly uses White But Syndrome to change a Black Lives Matter discussion to a Blue Lives Matter discussion to an All Lives Matter discussion...

by snakeplisskent June 19, 2020

Keemstar Syndrome

A mental illness; the inability to acknowledge that mental illness exists despite the fact that the illness entails accusing people of having mental illnesses. Only one person in the world suffers from KeemStar Syndrome.

"My name is KeemStar and I have Keemstar Syndrome. My persistent suicide threats and psychological damage have nothing to do with the fatal outcomes of my subjects' psychological problems.

by Keem_star June 24, 2020

Feras syndrome

Feras syndrome also reffered to as crackheadness is an extremely scarce form of a mental disorder. The patients that suffer from it would reffer to it as ADHD, however that is one of the symptoms along with many others such as: Delusional behavior and thoughts, craving for any form of smoke that could enter your lungs, severe addiction, uncontrollable talking about anything, horrendous laughing, and inevitable unibrows. (Some cases may include hash stuck inside fingernails, talking about being from Baalbek when no one gives a shit, and horrible breath). They are also reffered to as the creatures of the united eyebrow kingdom.

Doctor: I sincerely apologise ma’am. The disorder is way worse that we have thought it would be.

Mom: What is that supposed to mean?

Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.

Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.

Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.

Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.

Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*

Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.

Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*

Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.

by LingLing Wan July 1, 2020

Door Syndrome

When a person enters your closed room, and then leaves without closing the door behind them.

I sincerely believe that he has Door Syndrome, he always leaves previously closed doors open wherever he goes.

by Maldrun July 7, 2020

Snackholm Syndrome

Another word for an acquired taste, or when a food/drink slowly makes you like it, even if you originally hate it.

Guy: I thought you HATED licorice.
Girl: My family kept offering it to me when I visited, and I couldn't say no. So now I actually kind of like it.
Guy: Sounds like Snackholm Syndrome to me.

by irrelevancy September 3, 2020

Wesker Syndrome

defined after the recurring villain in the resident evil series of Video games in after his death in the first game he was brought back repeatedly to the point of absurdity until finally dying by getting thrown into lava , characters with wesker syndrome are constantly brought back even after there "Deaths" Examples include (Junko, Sheev Palpatine, Freeza, The thing, Skynet, purple guy)

The wesker syndrome just keeps getting worse HOW IS HE STIL ALIVE?

by Joe from iran September 23, 2020