by Nneez January 26, 2021
Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace
by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021
by QuantaviousDingleberryIII. Jr August 30, 2023
A Kirsten comes off sweet and innocent when she’s not completely drunk, which is rare. Kirstens seek attention from every guy who look their way. Known to constantly lie and cheat on whoever shes suckered into dating her. They will make up lies about who and where they are without thinking it through in order to cheat. Usually they shoot themselves in the foot by not remembering what they lied about in the first place, or showing up with teeth marks, hickeys, and even smelling of fish randomly
If you meet a kirsten, run.
If you meet a kirsten, run.
Kirsten St: defined by Websters dictionary as a pathological liar
Yeah lieing Is totally a kirsten st move
Yeah lieing Is totally a kirsten st move
by Holla11 May 30, 2022
A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
by doonga November 08, 2013
A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
by princessej March 25, 2018
A place where untucked shirts kill and the rich thrive. Where kids sit at tables thinking they’re hot shit until they really get into their car ripping the juul and stig while listening to months old rap. Also enjoy ripping bongs and ferociously drinking till they’re lungs and liver fall off. School thinks they’re dope cuz they have a good basketball team.
Kid: Tommy, let’s go to Gill St. Bernards
Kid 2: Wait dude, let’s stop at Golds and get some Juul Pods
Kid 1: Alright, bet. Then we’ll head to Robs to drink till our balls fall off.
Kid 2: Wait dude, let’s stop at Golds and get some Juul Pods
Kid 1: Alright, bet. Then we’ll head to Robs to drink till our balls fall off.
by Garkle July 19, 2020