Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless

Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed

by Kenken10 January 29, 2022

Smashed

To finish a meal/food item in a short period of time

When a guy gives it to a girl (or another guy) very hard during sexual intercourse

“Man, I smashed that sub.”

“Jamie and I got it in last night. Dude, I smashed that a**.”

by laurahelltm February 4, 2022

Smash

Smash is a character in the popular Minecraft mod "Advent of Ascencion". He is the first boss that should be fought by progression but is not required for anything. The boss can drop many items that makes armor later on in the game, and gives diamonds, emeralds and some weapons that are very powerful earlier on. Worship smash. We love smash. We praise Smash.

"Bro, you should worship Smash. Respect Dudeism."

by sogumadik February 5, 2022

TB Smashed

When your girl can’t take a finger in her ass so you shove your whole dick in her

I “TB Smashed” the fuck outta that bitch

by Mcyeeters Sleeters April 13, 2022

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 28, 2004

smashed on

talking shit to somebody to the point of their no return. where they cant say shit back cuz everyones laughing at their punkass.

you: FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..

me: how u gonna say fuckin annoying ass ppl.. then type that like 100 times =/...... typing something 100 times = annoying
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me:update your fuckin site asshole. or take it down and continue on with your life and not wasting anymore of mine by me clicking on this worthless Link. aight kOo

yo patna: DAM CUZZ, U GON LET DAT NIGGA SMASH LIKE DAT?!

by TekBeetz March 29, 2004

Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach

Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?

by Miko22 December 28, 2020