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Sarah

A fabulous edition to any friend group. They radiate laughter and joy to anyone their near. Usually means they can pop babies out long past their 90s. Kills at sports. Makes others feel welcomed and comfortable.
Damn Sarah is great at field hockey!
by Landram November 21, 2021
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Sarah

Sarah is known for being truly hilarious, beautiful (without really knowing it herself), has amazing hair and the best person to spend your time with. But that's not all!!
referring back to the "truly hilarious", she is a person that makes an edit of the mistakes she makes during the filming of a video, which was indeed truly hilarious.

Sarah is also known as one of the best celebrity catchers in the world.

A Sarah is also known for disliking people who spend to much time on social media thinking that they are pretty, funny, interesting,...
Another way to refer to Sarah is "Saar" and "Saartje" (a woman deserves a nickname!)

In the end she is a lovely person and deserves all the love she gets from her friends and family.
Who is that awesome woman?
Oh that's a Sarah!!
by Jerichozn March 23, 2020
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A Sarah

A white girl who started drinking in her early Tweenties and ballooned up like a Zepplin.
She used to be cute but turned into a Sarah.
by Xijiping August 4, 2022
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Sarah

A absolutely amazing person who’s smile lights up an entire room. Sarah will always be there for you even in your darkest moments Sarah tries not to be to sappy with their feelings but will always show them nonetheless
by PoopyFartButt March 16, 2021
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Sarah J

An up-and-coming Korean Instagram model. Your favorite aestheticly pleasing gamer girl! She’s super cute and an amazing friend. Sarah is usually short and more than often has an unusual hair color (love it though!)
Wow, Sarah J is totally jjang!
by ExtraFroggy November 29, 2018
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Sarah

A "sarah" is a person whom likes to give head to UNEXPECTING STRANGERS?!?!?!? to only later give an unwanted vasectomy ( unless it's more than two inches, she cannot handle more than two inches)

If you see a sarah in the wild RUN unless it's more than two inches, she will split into multiple people and scatter into the darkess of night....
boy 1: I almost got sarahed last night, but luckily my penis was 10 inches long
boy 2: my name is sarah...
by TacoMan August 8, 2022
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Sarah Louise Syndrome

A woman who suffers from an unfortunate combination of HPD, BPD and NPD but self-diagnosed her problems as “ADHD.”

Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable relationship and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and unnecessary need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.

Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the psychological health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held accountable.
Michelle: I can’t believe she had the entire class convinced she was a victim for an event that never occurred!
Abby: I know, she created problems where problems did not exist. I was there when it supposedly happened. Oddly, she provided two different stories depending on who she spoke with causing classic triangulation manipulation. To evade accountability, she painted a picture that she was being targeted when confronted over her behavior. I’m glad the professor is aware.
Michelle: Sounds like she has classic Sarah Louise Syndrome. I’m sure she will leave the class and enroll in a new one with a completely different backstory.

Abby: Yes, sounds like a complex case of multiple mental disorders that negatively affect the people who come in contact with her. I’m sure she will move to another area once she burns all her bridges again, it sounds like she specifically targets areas where she has anonymity temporarily .

Michelle: Yes, that is often how Sarah Louise Syndrome is successful in evading proper treatment. Everyone else will always be the problem and it may take a while for people who come in contact with her to “connect the dots,” but it’s inevitable with the parasitic nature of this syndrome.

Abby: Makes sense. She is a middle-aged woman with multiple excuses and exaggerated theatrics. It’s off-putting to anyone who is not unstable themselves.
by ICUWecu January 22, 2024
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