rip me a pug

To ask someone to peel the skin from a sumo mandarin for you.

Variations: to rip a pug, rippin pugs.

"Ya wanna rip me a pug, babe? You know I can't resist the delicious sweetness inside that loosely skinned fruit."

"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."

by fatsmcgee March 4, 2025

mercy rip

the few rips you can get from a dying vape.

friend: "awe my vape just died"
me: "wait a few minutes and try to get a mercy rip"

by ahfkwllsdm November 20, 2023

Inner-ripping

When you hold a fart in so long that it blows back into your stomach and creates bubbles which go back into your anus only to creat an even bigger fart...this cycle repeats until the fart is released.

Everyday will i'm sitting in class i'm inner-ripping...its insane.

by Gold Bond2121 January 9, 2009

pickle rip

The art of shoving a large rough dill pickle so far up ones anus it rips the prostate :)

I walked in on Joe last night.. he put on the worst pickle rip I've ever seen.. (Vlassic)

by Hankthewank August 22, 2017

toaster rip

a bong rip of weed mixed with tobacco

yo bro that toaster rip has me dizzy

by bigolddoinks December 10, 2024

Pull the rip cord

To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.

Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

Ripped Moto

1. To be so great at something you are a easily the best compared to your peers.

2. To be so terrible at something you are easily the worst compared to your peers

Bellossom you are a total ripped moto

Thanks pal!.....wait what?

by The fact checker September 17, 2020