Canadian Ring Toss

A game in which multiple females toss Funyuns on to the a males erect Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap, which also must be covered in maple syrup. The intermediate level of this game, the male can be laying down. For Olympic style play or for the advanced, the male must be standing. In the event of a tie, the winner shall be decided by who can take the most amount of Funyuns off with their mouth.

Last night we had nothing to do. So Nancy, Bevan, and Wendy decided to play Canadian Ring Toss. Guess what bro it was a tie.

Canadian Ring Toss by Artie J Saves February 19, 2026

coke ring

A dangerously stupid DIY cock ring made using the mouth of a Coke bottle.

Someone inserts their penis into the narrow glass opening of a Coca-Cola bottle. The rigid neck compresses the base and traps blood, creating an improvised erection-maintaining “ring.”

Because the bottle opening is narrow and inflexible, swelling can trap the penis inside. This can cut off circulation, damage tissue, and lead to an urgent and very awkward ER visit.

Pro Tip: Don’t do this. Just rub one out and call it a day.

Guy: Bro where you at?
Other Guy: I'm in the ER...
Guy: Why?
Other Guy: I was really horny and tried a coke ring...and I couldn't get it off

coke ring by cokeringer March 3, 2026

Nevada Ring Slapper

When the male rims their penis around the anus of the female then inserts a cucumber into anus instead

“I gave her a Nevada Ring Slapper last night!”

Nevada Ring Slapper by NewJumbo March 9, 2026

Bologna ring

A massive turd that curls around in the toilet bowl that looks like a boa constrictor.

Virgil: I ate too much chickpea noodle spaghetti and paid the price.

Cletus: How so ?

Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.

Cletus : What about the next man up ?

Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.

Bologna ring by cut the cards March 12, 2026

The Ring

Best syndicate from the stupid index, makes awesome arts

Rien: Screw the Index, fuck you clankers
Albina: The Ring is better, bitch*puts him inside the iron maiden again*

The Ring by Albina, The Ring Apprentice March 19, 2026

Septum Ring Theory

Septum Ring Theory is a pop culture phenomenon in which observers notice specific choices of fashion can indicate positions on subjects and personality traits, especially negative ones, and that septum rings indicate that a person will exhibit traits like being abrasive, confrontational, hateful, stubborn and other traits that make it difficult to relate to them or become familiar while also indicating an extreme left position on politics to the extent of villainizing anybody who doesn't follow their very specific political ideologies.

Omega_iteration got angry when hearing something they didn't like and painted an entire political persuasion around the world as paedophiles. Septum ring theory indicates a high likelihood of this person having a septum piercing.

Septum Ring Theory by Alpha_Iteration May 15, 2026

boom-a-ring 

An engagement ring that comes off during a fight and is thrown at the giver but eventually returns to the thrower's finger

they fight so much and she throws that ring at him so many times then they get back together... it's like a boom-a-ring...

boom-a-ring by pinkgirl68 May 14, 2009