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Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy
Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up
by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019
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Got FBI files on your phone?

When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.
Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?
by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019
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Phone

A phone is a portable cellular device capable of making a phone call or a text to another person as a means of communication.
by FlappyPancake2222 April 14, 2019
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Phone Coma

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.
Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.
by Hobarto April 18, 2019
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phone

Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT
My mom:NO phone while eating (gets on phone and gets on FUCKING Facebook)

Me:(in mind)*fuck you*
by Ugh, I hate it all December 3, 2019
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Banana phone

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.
Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
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Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.
Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
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