Text Ferret

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.

OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.

by Korty4040 May 19, 2023

Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.

"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"

by emerson parker November 12, 2016

Interrupting Text

When your having a text conversation with another person and your responding to what they sent and in mid-sentence, another text from the same person appears

James: "What are you gonna tell her?"
Alex: "hold on i'm txting it in-*txt message*- damn it she just sent me an Interrupting Text. Now how am I gonna respond?"

by Avatar: BP October 7, 2010

Cop On Text

Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.

I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.

by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022

texting and scones

sending nudes

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you”

by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022

Bitch Text

A text sent to force another person to accept what the sender wants without allowing input from the person receiving the text. Such A text is designed to be a way for the sender to establish a result they want regardless of how it will impact others, while not allowing the recevier of the text to have any input.

Joe sent a Bitch Text to his Mother who was expecting Joe to drop off her Grandson to visit indicating “wondering if would be ok if we cancel because I am tired, I appreciate your cooperation.”

by Sudden Sam June 28, 2025

Text for your header

really fun, very good game

from youtube comment by Elias Bernstein on Danny Gonzalez' video Awful Game Ads On Instagram 3

yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total text for your header

by ooõoooooooooo June 1, 2019