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ninja shit

Its when you take a big solid shit kicking its way out of your ass, the head sticks out of the water and you think (i'm gonna need a plunger to beat this fucker down), thers no need to wipe, and when you fush it disappears in a cloud of brown mist!
The ninja shit almost made me shit my pants, i got it out and went to beat it down with a plunger and the fucker disappeard in a cloud of mist!
by ratso August 10, 2012
mugGet the ninja shitmug.

ninja bitch

*Reading book*
*Ninja Bitch steals money off dresser*
*Person stops reading book and looks at dresser and the money is gone*
Person: DAMN THOSE NINJA BITCHES! THEY DID IT AGAIN!
by Alex Bahder May 15, 2006
mugGet the ninja bitchmug.

ginja ninja

a ginja ninja with sweet red hair who is totally epic and can jump higher than a sky scraper (cuz skyscrapers cant jump) but thats besides the point over all its just pretty much.......EPIC
wow.. sweetie! you are my ginja ninja and im your bomb blode ;) how epic we can both jump but you can do it better cuz of yur red hair
by jjwattl June 1, 2011
mugGet the ginja ninjamug.

slippery ninja

When one male sneaks upon another male and inserts (slips) his "ninja" into the anal cavity.
Bob: Rob passed out drunk last night..
so i gave him a SLIPPERY NINJA!
Ralf: WAY TA GO!
Kim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! me too!
by Jon Delacruz May 15, 2006
mugGet the slippery ninjamug.

binary ninja

Super-sexy dr00d who Pwnz0rs it up in photoshop!
your sig is almost as good as binary ninja's
by MIDGEWA December 15, 2004
mugGet the binary ninjamug.

Pink Ninja

whisker biscuit, womens reproductive organ, something men love to battle with, vagina
Tom went to his girlfriends house to battle the pink ninja!
by Paige2 July 31, 2006
mugGet the Pink Ninjamug.

Epic Ninja

When two people engage in an intense batte to settle differences once and for all in, prison rules apply here, excluding pillows, and costumes are worn.
Kaytlyn and Corey had an Epic Ninja today, it was brutal, she destroyed him with a purple nurple!
by KJG44 June 5, 2011
mugGet the Epic Ninjamug.

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