noodle salad

A guy putting a bunch of flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Hannah is such a slut. She let the whole basketball team give her a noodle salad after the game

by Wolfpack15 April 10, 2016

Hot Noodle

A male who is sexy but limp.

He was drop dead sexy, but what a hot noodle.

by datzie November 6, 2012

Noodle

Uncoordinated bitch with no rhythm who thinks she's fine as hell just 'cause she's skinny.

Look at that noodle on the dance floor, she's probably a horrible person.

by Sweetshrub October 5, 2017

Limo Noodle

When you mess up trying to call a sissy loser a limp noodle

Wow, look at Juliette. He’s such a limo noodle.

by Zyanabanana December 20, 2018

earth noodle

A worm

After the rain, all the earth noodles came out of the dirt.

by BTSARMY613 December 17, 2021

Poop Noodle

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

by mobypenis March 17, 2022

wank noodle

A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.

Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.

by ThatPurple July 29, 2017