A young, loud, boisterous, male prone to excessive alcohol consumption, aggression and immature, obnoxious behaviour. Monkey boys are generally of middle to upper class origin and have a preference for either preppy or jock attire and hairstyles.
Female college students with any level of sophistication avoid fraternity parties because most frat parties are filled with monkey boys.
by von Ratt May 07, 2008
tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
by crxchaos July 07, 2006
by angelsholocaust September 09, 2008
When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.
While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.
by Filibuster September 26, 2018
Worker: can I have the afternoon off to go to my gyne appointment?
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.
by Urban_Filth November 15, 2012
I banged that Dumpster Monkey by the trash bins behind Chi Chis.
I picked up a two dollar dumpster monkey by the sewage plant.
She looked hot in the club but she was just another dumpster monkey
I picked up a two dollar dumpster monkey by the sewage plant.
She looked hot in the club but she was just another dumpster monkey
by Dwain wain November 10, 2011
Any individual who "Hangs Around" a pawn shop solely for entertainment purposes and believes they are equally entertaining. Can also be an individual that frequents pawn shops so that they may dazzle everyone with their vast knowledge of all things from tools to tiaras. They are always wrong about everything.
Clerk One: "You know that guy?"
Clerk Two: "Yea, that's just Bob. He's one of our usual Pawn Monkeys. Try to ignore him"
Clerk Two: "Yea, that's just Bob. He's one of our usual Pawn Monkeys. Try to ignore him"
by Lord of the Pawns February 02, 2011