Imagine a middle school full of Jewish fuckboys wearinh Sperrys and Vineyard Vines thinking they get mad poontang but really they just get flamed by other boys for looking like a douche bag. The school is also full of rich Jewish girls that talk about their "hard" life and then go back to their multi million dollar houses. Most of the girls are Thunder Cunts, and Land Whales. The teachers are weird and are probably all in cults such as the Illuminati. Don't even get me started with the haunted church and the tunnels under the school.
Jewish Girl 1: OMG these (Jewish) guys at Welsh Valley Middle School look so hot
Non Jewish Boy 1: does this whale need glasses?
Non Jewish Boy 1: does this whale need glasses?
by KrustyKrabKrew Squidward Squad July 18, 2016
Get the Welsh Valley Middle School mug.Everyone is rich and white, much like the teens they Juul and shit, make fun of lgbtq+ people, and probably own checkered vans (which I am guilty of). Most of the boys skate and most of the girls bitch on people, these creatures preform rituals like these and others like tping, smoking weed, and riding their bike into a giant puddle... Because everyone is super insecure they all feel the need to have a boyfriend/girlfriend and feel the need to constantly be an asshole(im guilty of that too i wont deny it).
person one: oh look there is a retarded kid skating and juuling over there.
person two: oh that kid is definitely from ladera ranch middle school.
Person one: oof
person two: oh that kid is definitely from ladera ranch middle school.
Person one: oof
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Get the ladera ranch middle school mug.A middle shool in North Attleboro that all kids care about is being attractive and making out on the weekends. Filled with douchebag kids who think there the shit because they play in their town football league. Just like any other average shitty middle school
A typical conversation at North Attleboro Middle School...
-Hey Justin, hows your relationship with Sarah going?
-Good we've been going out for 3 days now and we've already practically had sex, I think I'm gunna dump her tommorow though
-Oh, good thing your on the football team, you'll have another girlfriend by next week.
-Hey Justin, hows your relationship with Sarah going?
-Good we've been going out for 3 days now and we've already practically had sex, I think I'm gunna dump her tommorow though
-Oh, good thing your on the football team, you'll have another girlfriend by next week.
by suckmyballs123 December 7, 2010
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PGMS is also filled with whiny guidance counselors that complain about their pathetic lives constantly.
Every single teacher in Punta Gorda Middle School thinks that they are the most important thing to have ever been born, and most of them inform the students way to much about their personal lives. Most of the employees at PGMS are so far up their own asses, I'm surprised they can still breathe.
The band is a joke, and continues to be a total fail in Charlotte High School.
There is an average amout of Emos that think they have the worst lives ever and have figured out the world's meaning and are very depressed about it, red necks that go hunting and mudding and have total disregard for the people walking down the hallway that don't want to step on the pile of sun flower seeds the just spit on the floor (which continues and is even worse at Charlotte High School.) Then there are the jockish boys and the preppy girls and then just the rest are the odd people. There is a pretty low population of ghetto kids, even though we are very close to Cooper street.
The building itself looks like a prison and feels like one too. It is three stories high and climbing those stairs several times a day to get to your classes is pretty hellish.
PGMS is also filled with whiny guidance counselors that complain about their pathetic lives constantly.
Every single teacher in Punta Gorda Middle School thinks that they are the most important thing to have ever been born, and most of them inform the students way to much about their personal lives. Most of the employees at PGMS are so far up their own asses, I'm surprised they can still breathe.
The band is a joke, and continues to be a total fail in Charlotte High School.
There is an average amout of Emos that think they have the worst lives ever and have figured out the world's meaning and are very depressed about it, red necks that go hunting and mudding and have total disregard for the people walking down the hallway that don't want to step on the pile of sun flower seeds the just spit on the floor (which continues and is even worse at Charlotte High School.) Then there are the jockish boys and the preppy girls and then just the rest are the odd people. There is a pretty low population of ghetto kids, even though we are very close to Cooper street.
The building itself looks like a prison and feels like one too. It is three stories high and climbing those stairs several times a day to get to your classes is pretty hellish.
Person 1: who is that kid and why does he look so annoyed?
Person 2: I don't know who he is, but I just saw him walk out of Punta Gorda Middle School, so I totally understand his expression of wanting to kill someone, ESPECIALLY if he just had to talk to any of the retarded administrators.
Person 2: I don't know who he is, but I just saw him walk out of Punta Gorda Middle School, so I totally understand his expression of wanting to kill someone, ESPECIALLY if he just had to talk to any of the retarded administrators.
by Barack Obamaa December 24, 2010
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-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.
-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.
Bob: Yo, homie. You get some from that Magg girl last night?
Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.
Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?
Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.
Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.
Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.
Bob: Syke!
Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.
Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?
Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.
Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.
Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.
Bob: Syke!
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