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Monkey Boy

A young, loud, boisterous, male prone to excessive alcohol consumption, aggression and immature, obnoxious behaviour. Monkey boys are generally of middle to upper class origin and have a preference for either preppy or jock attire and hairstyles.
Female college students with any level of sophistication avoid fraternity parties because most frat parties are filled with monkey boys.
by von Ratt May 6, 2008
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cunt monkey

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female
tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
by crxchaos July 7, 2006
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monkey's breakfast

Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.
"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"

Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!
by chucklemunch August 28, 2006
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Monkey Swordplay

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth
Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.
by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020
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Stuffed Monkey

A buldge in a mans pants
Too stuff a sock down your pants to make groin appear bigger
He looks like he has a stuffed monkey down there
by sicko111 October 10, 2007
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Caged Monkey

A girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. Like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo.
You are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. Your wife puts on her bikini and still has her Winter bush. You notice a stray pubic hair that she did not tuck in. You tell her "You look great, but you have a caged Monkey"
by Nagger Lover February 2, 2014
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Mountain Monkey

Norwegian, mostly the big, blonde, slightly chubby one who goes to get drunk on cheap beer in Denmark
Look, there's beer and puke and broken everywhere in this bar. Those Mountain Monkeys are such barbarians!
by Skrukk November 15, 2016
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