Rare high moment 

I have no idea wtf this actually means but I hear it a lot on 2fort servers.

Demoman: *Dies from trolldier in 2fort*
Trolldier: *Hits the Schadenfreude*

Game chat:

The crusty brinkstruck (trolldier): Rare high moment
Demoman: MEDIC!

"Bro what the actual fuck does 'rare high moment' actually mean?"

"Not a fuckin' clue cunt."

Rare high moment by Poseidon poop June 15, 2023

Abdel Elgamel Moment 

When you say something that you think is tuff or important but you end up sounding like a dumb arab

“You know what makes me really mad? It’s when people talk about my girl”

“Haha that’s an Abdel Elgamel Moment”

Abdel Elgamel Moment by joyboyluffy October 19, 2023

Josh Moment 

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.

Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.

Josh Moment by J to the onesy January 2, 2009

youtube moment 

The moment preceeding an event that, recorded or not, would end up on youtube and serve as a hilarious warning to others, likely to cause severe injury and/or humiliation to ones self and/or others.

Right before attempting to ride my bike down a steep hill to break the world land speed record on a bike. I remembered seeing the last brutal attempt on youtube, and realized I myself was in a youtube moment and opted instead to ride to the bus, saving myself from the potential severe injuries and humiliation seen round the world on youtube.

youtube moment by baronvonfritz August 20, 2010

Madrid Moment 

When you say something and you get ignored. Only 2 people are needed for a Madrid Moment to take place.

Paul: Hey Marcus look at what Michael did to my arm(Gets ignored)Hey Jerry look at what Michael did to my arm(Keeps getting ignored).
Jerry:Hey Paul you just had a Madrid Moment.

Madrid Moment by G.I. October 20, 2007

mcewans moment 

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.

'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'

mcewans moment by The Moai March 16, 2005

nothing moment

time spent with friends or family, where you aren't doing anything important, but just enjoying the moment and making memories

laughing with friends, watching a favorite movie over and over,
A nothing moment is time spent doing nothing enjoying family and or friends making lasting memories

nothing moment by theeroyallue November 22, 2007