XQC's LAW

According to XQC there will be no lava pool underground 50 blocks away from the village. All lava that is in bedrock level does not count.

You will not find a lava pool underneath the village because of XQC's LAW.

by PureJuicer February 13, 2021

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Sam's Law

Sam's Law

Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"

Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."

by @DoctorMalibu November 22, 2013

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Santorum's Law

A rule that states if you aren't being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren't trying hard enough.

You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.

by djshawman2 January 4, 2013

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Merle's Law

Merle's Law states that if one is too blown, one must smoke more in order to come down.

Legend: Guys I am too blown right now guys I don't know what to do.

Carlos: Use Merle's Law

Merle: I agree

by BPC 2010 July 6, 2010

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1.The law that states that what goes up better stay the freak up there or else it will get the crap beaten out of it with a primitive tool of war.
2.The law that contradicts all other laws except Travtar's Law and other laws that make Travtar happy.
3.The other things Travtar's Law states are unknown until Travtar states them.

Travtar:Travtar awesome this day go to Travtar, today Travtar Day because of Travtar's Law

by Travtar's minion April 3, 2008

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