Ellen: Yo you still have a crush on max?
Danny: Don't want to say.
Ellen: Dude, you have to. It's Ellen's Law.
Danny: Don't want to say.
Ellen: Dude, you have to. It's Ellen's Law.
by KeithWong June 24, 2013
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Leftist: "We should also continue to overregulate guns."
Guy: "What would that do?"
Leftist: "Ughhhh! You were brainwashed by Donald Trump."
Guy: "Ernest's Law you have never failed me!"
Leftist: "We should also continue to overregulate guns."
Guy: "What would that do?"
Leftist: "Ughhhh! You were brainwashed by Donald Trump."
Guy: "Ernest's Law you have never failed me!"
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Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"
Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"
Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."
by @DoctorMalibu November 22, 2013
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You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.
by djshawman2 January 4, 2013
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2.The law that contradicts all other laws except Travtar's Law and other laws that make Travtar happy.
3.The other things Travtar's Law states are unknown until Travtar states them.
by Travtar's minion April 3, 2008
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Person 2: "Rebecca's Law."
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