Silky Johnson

Idiot who sits on WCCFTECH (tech site) all day long calling people poor and rigless.

Silky Johnson here! AMD still slow? Stop being poor! Show me your CPU-Z validation.

by AMDolt November 16, 2023

Skibidi Johnson

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.

Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"

Person 2: "No I am not!"

by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023

Phoenix Johnson

Phoenix Johnson is a one in only girl that loves the outdoors and is probably a pot head

Josh: hey I'm going to smoke with Phoenix Johnson, you coming?

by Thatoneguy00000000 November 26, 2023

Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024

Don Johnson

Sporting a suit (or sports) jacket with sleeve holes pushed up to the elbow region.

"Oh dear. My jacket makes me feel overdressed at this party."
"You can always Don Johnson it?

by Purring Pony October 29, 2024

Brent Johnson

to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:

- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush

- wine cellar

in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.

to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”

poem:

“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”

- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson

by gusgus69 December 6, 2024

Jeremius Johnsonius

A term you can use when Jeremy Johnson becomes a fossil.

"Next exhibit, the Jeremius Johnsonius."

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024