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California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016
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Jam Plebberton

a young homosexual prison fiend. known for his crimes against pots of jam & yo hi hoe fraud. commonly known for smashing everything in sight including Marilyn Mansons voluptuous booty.
Damn Boi that Jam Plebberton is a right poo poo head
by thatveganhoe July 4, 2022
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Jamming in the Chimney

The act of being penetrated vaginally whilst menstruating, followed immediately by (or interchangeably with) anal penetration.
I ended up jamming in the chimney because communication never was her strong point.
by hariken November 5, 2020
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Jammed the Frapz

Jammed the Frapz, to Jam the Frapz or Jamming the Frapz is slang for engaging in sexual relations.
by Mayonce November 9, 2009
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no-jams ARMY

An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.

These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.

Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.

These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.

List of no-jam jokes include:

"Jimin, you got no jams."

"Hey! Stob it!"

"I hate snakeu."

"I love hamburger and sprite!"

"International playboy!"

"J-horse" "Taelien"

"Beach? B*tch."

"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."

"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
by mei is better than you February 20, 2023
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Joint Jam

When the rotation of the joint is halted by two or more other joints in the circle.
Ray caused a joint jam when he received the blunt and began telling his story.
by GreenBean21211 April 27, 2016
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Jams

JIMIN : handsome guyyy maaaaan

JHOPE :ohh .. Jimin is very no fun

RM : jimin .......you got no JAMS!!!l
by Shosho1chan March 15, 2018
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