guy1: "Hey, did he get darker since we saw him?
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"
by Silhouyata February 1, 2020

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by ilikepokemongo123 January 2, 2023

Jackson Hastie is the biggest bitch ass nigger in the whole entire world. But his asshole is tighter than any object known to man. All 8.2 inches of his big girthy bulging penis feel soooooo good.
George Floyd: You heard of that Jackson Hastie guy?? I heard he has the fattestttt cock.
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho
by propergeeza123 October 31, 2023

The most perfect guy on Earth. He is tall and handsome. He puts everyone before himself. He treats everyone so well. He lights up the room when he walks in. Everybody who knows him loves him. He makes every feel great about themselves.
He is overall a happy person. His smile is perfect and his laugh is contagious.
He is overall a happy person. His smile is perfect and his laugh is contagious.
by babes1 October 29, 2020
