Internet Big Shot

Someone who, acting under the cover of internet anonymity, arrogantly and incessantly berates, argues with, or puts down others while masquerading as an expert on subject/s he or she knows nothing about.

John is such an internet big shot; despite his ignorance of medicine, he insists on internet message boards that Dr. Chu is an idiot for endorsing the utilization of palliative care measures for terminally ill patients.

by Smoking Hot Natalie June 24, 2011

The Internet is Ruining The World

Famous phrase, coined by Phil in 1985.

The Internet is Ruining The World

by DrRaoulDuke2 December 30, 2010

Anti-Internet Movement

Any group of people who are opposed to using the internet or being on it all the time.

I personally consider myself part of the anti-internet movement, but I only use the internet for research purposes because in my opinion people should really use it more seriously and not treat it like some fun digital toy. The internet really is a serious place.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

Internet work-out

To masturbate to internet porn

To engage in a "digital session"

1. James: Dude, I had a huge internet work-out last night. I found the extended cut of "Smurfs: Uncensored", it was like 40 minutes long!

Kyle: Wow, your arm core must be sore!

2. Josh: Yo mang, check out that sweet-ass blonde at the bar! I'm going to buy her a drink.

Des: Forget about that bitch, I tried that a few weeks ago, shes just a tease. I recommend you just go home and have an internet work-out instead

by Team Ramrod member #3 April 29, 2009

Final Boss of the internet

Sometimes, people jokingly refer to the internet as a game of sorts, and, like all games, it must have a final boss. Who or what the final boss truly is has been disputed, but one of the more accepted claims is that the position is held by Scott Willoughby, aka StaringVacantly.

Now I am the final boss of the internet!

by Krem January 9, 2005

Crossreference Internet Stalking

To creepily stalk another person by looking at their accounts on two different websites (Ex. Twitter, Facebook) and then discussing they websites in comparison.

"She wrote on my Facebook wall about my latest Tweet. How creepy. Such Crossreference internet stalking."

by lilliegeena March 13, 2010

internet based research

using the internet to look at pr0n

also 'web-based research' as used by Hugh Grant in About a Boy ... "..web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled: four units.."

phil> whats marcel been up to in his room all morning?
stella> internet based research
phil> oh that filthy little monkey!

by olle olson October 17, 2007