Flogging a Dead Horse

For a male to persist in virginal intercourse after losing his erection

After only lasting 1 minute Sam was flogging a dead horse to Jenny

by Ginger Christ September 3, 2009

Vatican Horse Race

A group of men engaged in collective masterbation. The winner being the first horse past the post.

Hi lads, did you hear (insert name) took part in a vatican horse race and won!

by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019

Horse Man's Revenge

You're fucking a girl in the ass and she tenses up so tight that the inside of her large intestine rips off onto your dick and then you start fucking her in the vagina, using the intestine as a condom so she doesn't get pregnant.

Dude, did you hear mercer hit her with the horse man's revenge last night?
Her ass will be sore for a fortnight.

by sam brenner November 10, 2009

beat a dead horse

the beating refers to the overusing of the "dead horse". Said horse is a metaphor for a joke, and the fact that it's no longer living implies that it's no longer funny

person1:hey...is that a dead horse
person2:uhhh.....yyy..yes i believe it is...why do you ask?
person1:oh no reason...say...you wouldn't wanna beat that dead horse would you?
person2:i thought you'd never ask
persons1+2 proceed in beating the dead horse
five minutes later, cop enters
cop:hey are you beating that dead horse?
persons1+2:yes...
cop:...well...care if i join you?
persons1+2:not at all
cop starts shooting horse whilst the tho persons continue to beat it with sticks, fade to black, THE MORE YOU KNOW enters along with someone from Friends talkin' about some stupid crap.THE END...But is that really the end?...Yes, yes it is...Or is it?

by liamofthe----- April 6, 2004

Horse Cock Sandwhich

A Horse Cock Sandwhich, AKA HCS, is a chronic liar. some one who will quite hoenstly lie about anything. You could literally ask if they ate lunch and they will go out of their way to lie about it. You don't want to be an HCS or be associated with one. If you are one. change your ways. But you probably don't know you are and if you did. You would like to your self to say your not.

Bill: Man Josh such a Horse Cock Sandwhich.

Tony: He's an HCS?

Bill: Yes man he Horse Cocked me about wrecking his car last weekend.

by billybad@$$ December 10, 2009

Karmic Charley Horse

When you give someone a Charley Horse, and later on in the day, week, month, year, etc. you yourself get a Charley Horse that hurts twice as much as the one you gave the original person.

Yeah, it's a Karmic Charley Horse that came back around after you gave one to Danny last Christmas

by fetchethmesomenourishment** November 29, 2010

Horse Boy

Boys obsessed with cars and trucks who tend to have a small male genitalia and tend to love country music and ride horse cock like theres no tomorrow

Micheal is such a horse boy oh my god!!

by Mr. Dr. L Vadnais October 25, 2019