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E.T. phone home 

When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home
Dude I totally "E.T. phone home" last night with Veronica.
E.T. phone home by Udegen May 3, 2018

a long way from home 

to comsume a heroic amount of a psychoactive drug, thus resulting in total unawareness of current surroundings. in simpler terms, your head is doing some serious overtime, while your ass is still planted on your buddies couch.
did you see johnny last night? holy shit, he ate 5 caps and dropped 7 fucking tabs of acid. he was a long way from home, dude.
a long way from home by kbizzy December 28, 2007

Go home and kick the dog 

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief
Those terrorists are settin up there very own campground on American soil. That just really makes me want to go home and kick the dog

home wrecker 

useless fat fuck women driving
see putrid oxygen theif chicken pig umpa lumpa monster in law killcock
i was just moving the car and it jumped the garden and smashed into the house gee im a duffer
home wrecker by Mark August 1, 2004
a young man with no shoes
Eurig your a blydi hombo!
Hombo by Anonymous May 6, 2003
something someone says when the have left something for you on myspace (picture comment, message, comment, etc.). hit the home button and check it out.
i just left you a comment on myspace, Go Home!
Go Home! by Vee Hilton May 15, 2007