office hot

when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.

one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.

Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."

by marblecakealsothegame13 August 23, 2021

Hot one

1. Going to prison 2. Catching a lengthy prison sentence 3. LWOP; life with out parole

Cindy: Yo, did you hear about Adam? Roger: Yea! dude caught a hot one. Cindy: Judge gave him 25 to life Roger: Sick ass foo

by Noworlaterr September 3, 2021

Hot Doge

Hot Hot Hot wth it is a doge that is hot.

a hot doge ate me

by Bearico July 1, 2021

Hot Marsha

The act of grabbing a fistful of Doritos, and then shoving the fist up your partner’s ass. Your partner then expels the Doritos and you eat them.

Zesty cheese is her favourite for a Hot Marsha, but cool ranch will do.

They got bored with a Hot Carl, so tried a Hot Marsha instead.

by FUvance July 4, 2021

Hot Sake

Trying to have sex with a flaccid penis in a hot room after excessive amounts of alcohol.

Bro, last night I drank way too much and was trying to hot sake that girl.

by Tripsizzle July 11, 2021

Hot shoulders

Hot shoulders are what John L. has. His shoulders radiate like the sun and we all wish we have his shoulders.

“John L. has very hot shoulders.”

by Blobby2408 January 20, 2022

Hot duchess

When your 13 year old off-spring has a wet fart or shart under thicc bed covers

"maw, I had a hot duchess in my bed"

by Halfbrainnear May 21, 2022