Starfall gamers

The most epic gamers alive. This club of dedicated and lovable creatures is exclusively reserved for individuals whom played in the homebrew universe of Starfall, a Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

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Non-epic person: "Ugh, imagine being a Starfall gamer...They are insufferable assholes."
An Alpha Chad: "Lolz, you are such a boring specimen. Starfall gamers are the coolest bitches alive, but how could you know, being a shit-eater for most of your life."
Tony Stark: "Hey guys, thanks for explaining!"

Pikachu: **Surprised**

by Mushd00med November 30, 2022

Gamer

Racist.

Yeah, I’m a gamer.
G- I
A- Scream
M- Racial

E- Slurs
R- Racist

by Whahoha April 24, 2022

Gamer boys

A typical guy who loves to play video games and talk about video games like it's their religion. If the video game has lore, then they will be obsessed with said lore. Almost every teenage boy is a gamer boy nowadays.

Gamer boys are quickly becoming the dominant social group in schools

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 24, 2022

Guacamole Gamer Farts 3000

A gsups brand of drink created by the youtuber RussianBadger

Hey have you tried my guacamole gamer farts 3000?

by GSUPS ADS April 26, 2022

GAMER

G: Gay
A: And
M: Mentally
E: Entitled
as a
R: Retard

Gamer: Gay and Mentally Entitled as a Retard

by VPex April 30, 2022

Hopeless Gamer Romantic

Someone who is in love with the idea of meeting someone on an online video game and then falling in love with each other.

"A hopeless romantic? Nah I'm more of a hopeless GAMER romantic!"

by Celtric May 4, 2022

Gamers

Creatures that scream a lot and haven’t touched grass in 10 years. They're mostly found in dark rooms staring at a bright, glowing box. It is rare to spot one in an area other than it’s natural habitat, but you can recognize one by their hunched, shrimp-like back. Gamers are mostly harmless creatures, but can be very loud in hostile situations. If you come in counter with one you should follow the “if I don’t mess with it, it won’t mess with me” rule. They will however try their very best not to come in contact with you. They are somehow, not endangered species despite their failures to find a mate. When males come in contact with a female of their species they often are surprised to find one. So surprised that they can’t comprehend it and end up running away. Gamers are also the loudest organisms to ever exist. Your ears may or not bleed if they here the screams.

Person 1: You’re a gamer
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: go touch grass.
Person 3: hey! Gamers are cool people!

by ej_likes_cats May 4, 2022