heart shaped glasses

1.) a guy who has a funny shaped dick
2.) sunglasses shaped like hearts that lolita's wear

OMG, my boyfriend has a funny shaped dick, thats so heart shaped glasses

I wear heart shaped glasses in bed for my 50 yr old boyfriend

by ely67 December 2, 2007

Glasstard

Someone who is a bastard and is also made of glass, like the Kool Aid Man
OH YEAH!!!

Don't touch me you drink. You glass bitch, you glass bastard. Get away from me you glasstard

by Vampyro May 13, 2005

2D Glasses

When you go to a cinema to see a 3D film, then take out the lenses of the glasses you were given to make just plastic glasses with no lenses and no purpose. Wear them to look like a dork.

Girl 1: Hey what kind of glasses are those?
Girl 2: They're 2D glasses. I went to the cinema to see a 3D film, then I took the lenses out. I think it's funny that I look like a dork.

by xAmyBlackx October 14, 2009

Steven Glansberg

Another name for Lucas McCutchan

Steven Glansberg has no friends just like Lucas

Anthony: hey Gino look at that kid he looks like Steven Glansberg.

Gino: Yea he has no friends just like Lucas McCutchan

by party boy2345 October 4, 2011

glassy

a glass water bong used for smoking marijuana.

dammit jen, you knocked over the glassy and spilled the bong water!

by Amy Stevens December 22, 2004

gassed up

Drunk

I went to Cheers and got reeeal gassed up last night.

by LDog17 August 22, 2011

heart shaped glasses

a nickname for a guy who has a funny shaped dick

girl 1: I always call my boyfriend "heart shaped glasses" because he has a funny shaped dick

girl 2: really?! so do I

by wjk December 19, 2007