Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.

“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”

by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021

Fart Brand

The unique smell of your own fart or someone elses own fart.

I knew it was you that just farted. I could smell your fart brand.

by Michael Bennett May 13, 2008

fart dong

When a different male farts on your dong

I used to hate my boss until he gave me a fart dong

by Fart dong December 5, 2021

Fart Critic

Someone who specializes in evaluating the fragrance and aroma of other people's farts.

James is a fart critic - he always smells other people's farts and then insists on offering his opinion about them.

by thejdog2007 May 20, 2009

Fart fruit

Another word for beans

Did you see all those fart fruits Kendall just ate? He's going to be farting like a trombone

by TheDobbus May 6, 2018

fart taster

One who samples the immediate post-fart area with his or her tongue.

'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'

by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014

fart fest

a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.

dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.

person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.

by bopkes June 23, 2009