Erectiomm

Getting hard with your dick in someone’s mouth

I wasn’t into it, and stayed limp until she popped it in her mouth and gave me an erectiomm

by EZyaytez February 19, 2019

erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

by Pp erectus July 9, 2019

Erectile Pumage

When you beat your duck so UNBELIEVABLY hard it turns purple and hurts to touch.

“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”

by SomeRandomName34 July 11, 2019

Erectioaccidentaldeath

When the cause of your death is being hit in the cock and you die with an erection

" Cause of death,

Erectioaccidentaldeath"

by GordonRammedYaMumsey August 13, 2019

Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019

Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.

I came so my erection would disappear.

by Golove November 6, 2019

Erectile Malfunction

The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.

“Man, I think I have erectile malfunction, it just won’t go down”

by A_Bisexual_Indian February 16, 2020