e-raped

when you log onto facebook/msn etc and get imediately subdued by a wave of messages like 'hi, how r u?' or 'wuu2?'

i have to log onto msn in offline mode just so i don't get e-raped

by BONGOZAKI lerrd October 19, 2010

E-Mongering

The process of looking for hookers online.

I used to prowl the streets looking for prostitutes but now I spend all my time online E-Mongering.

by Randy Ray August 23, 2010

e-widow

a mail order bride who, upon arriving in her new country, tragically finds her intended husband dead.

Nadia spent all her money before she left Astana for wealth in Ameriky, but she returned in a few days as an e-widow, without two klugles to rub together.

by hunter-gatherer February 1, 2007

e-snail

1. Typically an excuse for a non-forthcoming email.
2. A late email response

"You didn't get my reply? Oh, it's probably arriving by e-snail."
"Sorry about the e-snail, work has been absolutely frantic."

by Heidipants August 3, 2007

E-Shart

To release exclusive music to the internet and blogging community before anyone else has even heard of the track existing

Damn LowKey e-sharted on everyone with that Jay-Z track last week.

I need a WetWipe.

by King Jafee February 29, 2008

E-rousal

Becoming aroused by any medium on the internet.

I got e-roused by that website. That e-hooker is e-rousing. I am feeling an immense amount of e-rousal. That pr0n gave me an E-rection. My E-nis is e-rect.

by Poss and Greg January 14, 2008

e-tuff

Someone who acts really hard on a message board or in an online game, but face to face they are a coward

i.e. telephone tough-guy

(person 1) wow stop using hax
(person 2) im not you noob
(person 1) you def. are modding, you super faggot
(person 2) Want me to kick your ass?? Do you know how big i am!?
(person 1) woooow cool kids, people like you and you have friends, friggin e-tuff

by RJW3 October 3, 2007