poopy-drunk 

The process in which one becomes so intoxicated that fecal matter exretes from the anus. Reported to be an Urban-Legend.

"Yo, did you hear about Sam getting poopy-drunk last night?"
"Yeah, it sucks."
"I know man...I know."

poopy-drunk by Zachary Price Gresser September 10, 2006

Ditch Drunk 

when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.

Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch

Ditch Drunk by Billy Masila January 28, 2009

Android Drunk

A person that is so intoxicated that they cannot manage to put words together, only sounds. i.e. R2D2

"Curtis was Android Drunk after the Huslter party. He could no longer put a sentence together just robot like sounds".

Android Drunk by Fat Magic August 3, 2009

Schoolboy Drunk 

One who becomes so intoxicated that he/she can no longer function like a normal human Being. ieDifficulty speaking, lack of vision, slow inconstant blinking, swaying, impromtu smiling.

"What are you up to tonight dude?"

"Well, i had a shit of a day. So I will be getting Schoolboy Drunk tonight"

Schoolboy Drunk by The Dose Ryda August 25, 2009

slum drunk 

A slum is a high population dense urban area with a low standard of living. ghetto, hood. Being slum drunk is finding your inner gangsta while being trashed off your ass.

Shit! That hood rat was throwin up some gang signs, she was so slum drunk!

slum drunk by raDakaDo December 8, 2010

Work Drunk 

Doing too many tasks at once (at work) or in very close succession making one experience dizziness, tunnel vision, self murmuring, red-eyes, involuntary tearing of the eyes, and head-aches.

Causes of 'Work Drunk' includes but not limited to:
Pulling data
Running Data
Creating charts
Creating Weekly Reports
Tedious, repetitive, office work

Work Drunk by Howedo November 14, 2011

boner drunk 

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.

Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.

boner drunk by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011