Pulling a David

Pulling a David is applicable to only teachers, it is when the teacher is in school but doesn't give enough of a shit about his students to hold a class for them.

Student 1: Hey, why is Mrs. Norris not in the class yet, I saw her in the teacher's lounge
Student 2: Aw Man!! I think she's Pulling a David

by lady's man5441 February 21, 2022

Doing a David

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat

"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?

by MrDiddles June 22, 2021

David Baszucki

A great businessman running a platform he founded with his friend who died of cancer into the ground with ugly packages

if you play roblox, ur gay

which is why I play roblox

because David Baszucki is so hot

by the coolester guy February 5, 2022

David Dobrik

David Dobrik is the funniest sweetest human out there. Hes brown hair and brown eyes make him even more adorable. His smile is contagious and his laugh will give you butterflies. David is the softest boy out there. David is adorable , sweet , caring , handsome,kind and HOT. David Dobrik is like no other:-)

Friend 1: I love David Dobrik
Friend 2: How can you not

by Bs83 August 24, 2019

Sxc David

Irresistibly sexy man of the name 'David', has large nipples, a muffin top and carries a little extra baggage. Attracts all people of all sexes and races. Although usually it is women of the manly obese nature and of the name Tyla that go for his sexy body.

1. "Hi Sxc David looking rather sexy today!"
2. "I just can't resist those love handles Sxc David"

Sxc David

by Elliot J February 19, 2009

david and gabby

Most fucking annoying couple on the planet.

person: You like David and Gabby?
other person: No I hope they fucking break up.

by Bootycallcentral November 18, 2014

juan david

A Juan David is very rare! So if you meet a Juan David you must give him a kissy kiss! He is also very handsome and a very kind young man. ALL JUAN DAVIDS HAVE SHRIMPS

“Omg I just meet a guy named Juan David”
“Did you kiss him?”

No he said he has two boyfriends named cuco and Abel”

by Shrimpy5587 June 4, 2018