Strawberry Cheesecake

The act of cuming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.

After our hot date I took her home for a strawberry cheesecake

by Phish September 1, 2003

Cheese Wagon

A 'Cheese Wagon' refers to a male who's scrotum hangs lower the penis itself.

Lucy: So how was he?
Anna: Awful! He was draggin' a cheese wagon
Lucy:.....oh

Mark: Damn its cold in here!
Kyle: Tell me about it! I'm rolling the cheese wagon!

Fran: Michael Angelo's David is so amazing..
Bob: CHEEEEESE WAGON!

by MasterofBates July 2, 2007

ham and cheese

when you sit on ur partner's face bare ass and fart

i ham and cheesed your mom last night

by mr..lundgren May 13, 2005

Fumunda Cheese

The funkey nasty sweaty goo that is located on the goutch after a highly active day

He scratched his goutch and wiped his fumunda cheese on billy's teeth

by Feeny July 23, 2007

Cheesecake Whore

A cheesecake whore is a skunky, loose, walking disease of a female you find yourself suddenly attracted to in times of need, desperation, or panic.

Damn skip, you know where gonna go out tonight, find us a cheesecake whore, hit that shit, and be out.

by Patrick N May 28, 2006

toasted cheese sandwich

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

emuff said

by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003

Boston Cheese Mask

The sexual act of one man squatting himself over another mans face while he is lying down. He proceeds to deficate on the submissive males eyes and then sit on the excrement to spread it on the eyes. He the proceeds to squirt his love juice in the mans mouth to create the Boston cheese mask.

Linsley: "Man, Dom and Kelly came round for dinner and after watching lord of the rings I gave Dom a Boston cheese mask."

by Candy gums anderson May 7, 2010